Since I am only going for the weekend, its silly to check a bag, but I just realized that I wont be bringing my Phurba. I dont have a necklace sized one, I usually bring a real one wherever I go.
What if there are demons on the way that take physical manifestation?
What if someone on the plane becomes possessed by a Mamo?
I am fucked!
Do you really believe that these things will happen?
ReplyDeleteIt was a joke man.
ReplyDeletePhurba practitioners typically have a vow to carry a phurba with them
ReplyDeleteJason, fear not my friend I think I have a replica here or something very similar. I am sure that airport security will not understand your need to fight demons at 35,000 feet :)
ReplyDeleteLook forward to seeing you. Safe journeys.
What you need is a badge. People respect badges. Something you can wear around your neck on a ball linked chain, or flip open and closed really quickly.
ReplyDeleteThen, declare yourself a supernatural air martial! You are there to protect the passangers from supernatural bodiless terrorists! Yeah!
We need to get you a hat too, like Walker Texas Ranger, only BETTER and BIGGER! And Tibetian. Hell, just tell them it's Tibetian, they won't know.
I suddenly realized why I've been having such difficulties in my life. You see; I've never even owned a Phurba... To think that I've spent all this time in therapy and looking trough esoteric teachings when I could be out there battling demons and whatnot. ;)
ReplyDeleteSee? Thats what I am saying. The medeival magicians had it right. Its not about navel gazing. Its about fighting demons...
ReplyDeleteI am actually only half joking about that...
Jason Miller Is Walker Tibetan Ranger...
ReplyDeleteNow we just need to work on the poorly sung theme song.
Well. There are some truths in what the ceremonial magicians say about those prone to sit still supported buy armchairs.
ReplyDeleteA theme song is a must.
The greatest magickians don't need circles or offerings. They just need a laz-y-boy and close their eyes.
ReplyDeleteThis is truth. But the weight gained as tribute isn't worth the trouble, imo and experience. A hylic reality that I have found unescapable. But the fantasy is real.
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